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GIPSCAT

He saw the chair falling. He had time. He walked into it anyway.

Cashcat is the official sad cat of Robinhood Chain. $GIPSCAT is his broken little bro — full body cast, orange brain maxed out, and a chart that doubles as an X-ray.

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PATIENT: GIPSCAT Gipscat, an orange kitten in a full body cast
WARD 2 · BED 2CASTS: 6/6 ON
ORANGE BRAIN: MAXED
$CASHCAT CRIES ✱ $GIPSCAT IS ALREADY TRAUMATIZED ✱ SIX CASTS ✱ ONE CHAIR ✱ ORANGE BRAIN MAXED OUT ✱ $CASHCAT CRIES ✱ $GIPSCAT IS ALREADY TRAUMATIZED ✱ SIX CASTS ✱ ONE CHAIR ✱ ORANGE BRAIN MAXED OUT ✱
📄 Case file #001

The chair incident

Every meme needs a parent post. This one has a receipt — the original narrative, embedded below exactly as it was written.

MEDICAL HISTORYADMITTED: DAY ONE

Cashcat is the official sad cat of Robinhood Chain. Gipscat is his broken little bro: saw a falling chair and walked straight into it.

Now full body cast. Orange brain maxed out. $CASHCAT cries, $GIPSCAT is already traumatized.

He didn't get hurt by something he couldn't see. He watched it coming, calculated nothing, and walked directly into the impact zone with full confidence. Then he got up with an orange brain and no regrets.

That's the whole coin. That's the whole timeline.

🧬 THE PARENT POST @bersuwara_ on X

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🏥 Two beds, one room

The Ward

There is a room on this chain with exactly two beds in it. One cat is still crying. The other one is past that.

BED 1 · ELDER

$CASHCAT

The official sad cat of Robinhood Chain

Got here first and took the crown for saddest cat on the chain. Earned it fairly. Still crying, and honestly still allowed to.

😿 STATUS: CRYING
BED 2 · LITTLE BRO

$GIPSCAT

Unofficial, unaffiliated, fully bandaged

Took the other crown. Most damaged. Crying is a mood that passes — trauma is structural, it shows up on the X-ray months later whether the chart is green or not.

🩼 STATUS: TRAUMATIZED
🦴 Recovery ladder

Six casts, six milestones

He arrives in a full body cast. The market takes it off him one piece at a time — and puts it right back on if it can't hold the line.

1Tailthe cheap one$100,000 MCON
2Left forelimbfirst real one$250,000 MCON
3Right forelimbhe can hold things$500,000 MCON
4Left hindlimbhalfway there$1,000,000 MCON
5Right hindlimbhe stands$2,500,000 MCON
6Torso + halofull recovery — he walks$5,000,000 MCON

⚡ Fast to heal

A cast comes off the second the milestone is touched. First print, instant. No committee, no vote, no announcement delay.

🐌 Slow to break

It goes back on only if the market cap closes under that milestone for 24 straight hours. There is a countdown for it — which means the dumps have content too.

📈 Vitals

The chart is his X-ray

Other memes draw the mascot once. Gipscat gets rendered from the data — his face, the site colours, everything. Preview values shown below; they start moving the day the chart does.

TRAUMA INDEX
67
CRITICAL
0 · STABLE100 · ICU
0–20 Stable — he sleeps
21–40 Bruised — one eye twitching
41–60 Fractured — new crack on the cast
61–80 Critical — the ECG spikes
81–100 ICU — the whole site turns red
ORANGE BRAIN METER
71%
MILDLY ORANGEMAXED OUT

Holder growth, social velocity and how long the buys keep outrunning the sells. At 100% the brain goes fully saturated and the site enters MAXED OUT. It has to be earned again every time.

YOUR OWN X-RAY

Everyone gets the same PFP. You get a diagnosis.

Entry market cap, hold time, your worst drawdown, your personal trauma index — and a diagnosis line you did not choose.

“PATIENT HELD THROUGH -62%.
BONE: UNBROKEN.”

Read-only. No signature, no approval, no transaction — it just reads public chain data and draws a cat skeleton.

🛒 Admission

How to get into the ward

Four steps. If a step asks you to sign something weird, that isn't us — close the tab.

1

Get a wallet

Install any EVM wallet — MetaMask, Rabby, whatever you already trust. Write the seed phrase down on paper, not in your notes app.

2

Fund Robinhood Chain

Bridge or send funds to your address on Robinhood Chain. Keep a little extra for gas so you're not stuck mid-swap.

3

Check the CA

Copy the contract address from the bar at the top of this page. One CA, one place. If you see it anywhere else first, verify it here before you touch it.

4

Swap for $GIPSCAT

Paste the CA into the DEX, set your amount, confirm. Then come back and check which casts are still on him.

🔒 The boring part, done properly

Tokenomics

Nothing to trust here. Just things to verify.

Total supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
Liquidity
BURNED
Ownership
RENOUNCED

0% team allocation

No presale, no whitelist, no private round. There is no unlock cliff to front-run, because there is nothing to unlock.

Dev buy, disclosed

Whatever the dev buys comes off the same curve at the same price as everyone else, and the tx gets published. The exact number lands here once it is real — not a promise made up front.

Weekly buyback & burn

40% of fee revenue, burned weekly, tx posted every time. Announced after it executes, never before.

No contract tricks

Zero tax, no transfer hook, no blacklist function, no pause function, no mint after deploy. $GIPSCAT can still break — the supply can't.

🤝 Visiting hours: always

Come sit with the broken cat

Cast removals, re-fracture countdowns, trauma spikes and every burn tx get posted in the room first. The site shows you the number — the room tells you the story behind it.

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Mind the chair.